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The Case of Ben Carlos Thypin as @LES3025

“come on think about it😤🍼😩”

Ok coz I ackshually have been thinking “about it,” “@LES3025.”

And thinking about your “shitty 17 follower burner account.”

Not just because such an admission reveals how all of you yimby incels use ten accounts apiece as you connive an attempt to dominate the housing narrative on Twitter.

But also because your followers are quite a select crew to support such an allegedly “shitty” account.

I mean, how “shitty” could your account really be, you know, in yimby terms, when both OpenNY founder Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito and yimby chaos maker Taylor Austin Kessinger @yhdistyminen each follow you?

Taylor has over twice as many followers than accounts he follows but he still follows your little tiny “shitty [now 18] follower burner account.”

Weird flex, amirite?

And you admit this @LES3025 account is one of your alt “burner accounts” as you defensively embrace what you feel is your right to anonymity.

And, of course, “@LES3025,” you certainly do have every right to present as an anonymous entity.

But that doesn’t mean you won’t receive scrutiny for not only your flawed logic but also for your stubborn insistence on staying anonymous.

I mean, to use your own words, “think about it.”

Because why be anonymous when you’re right?

Why hide when you’re correct?

That doesn’t make any sense.

C’mon think about it.

Conversely none of your adversaries are anonymous nor do they use numerous anonymous accounts.

So, is it because of the fact that you have all these other anonymous accounts that you’re literally ashamed to fully come out about them and yourself? (Are you an embarrassed catfish and is this a case for Nev and Max?🥺😭)

Why is it all your opponents, all these “nimbys😤🍼😫,” have no problem being public with who they are? They are all clear and transparent about their identities, including me.

In contrast, all you yimbys not only have numerous accounts on top of your “mains😤🍼😫,” you also publicly admit to that practice and excuse the strangeness of it, as if this is how every Twitter user operates when it’s only all of you: a bunch of angry yimbys hiding behind fake names and anonymous accounts.

Like, for example, Taylor Austin Kessinger (@yhdistyminen) who likely enjoys passing as a yimby female perhaps because there are so few yimbellinas. Kessinger’s academic main account @nashintasapaino remains vanilla and unpopular as he spends most of his social media time, in months-long conversations at points, via the ambiguous @yhdistyminen account with its thousands of followers, occasionally posting filtered pics of himself as a “very pretty😤🍼😩” female.

(Why did you delete your tweet, Taylor?)

Then there’s long-winded Amazon-HQ2LIC-stan as abusive-anonymous-asshat @BringJobs who refers to himself as “we” so to attempt to appear as some sort of official “group of concerned citizens😤🍼😫.” (He also claims Twitter has a “20-page report” on me but he is likely referring to my own appeal which is sadly longer than 20 pages as it substantiates in great detail how suspiciously weak Twitter’s case is against me.) All the people @Bringjobs pretends to be in his “group” still all remain anonymous. He might be Amazon lobbyist Guy Palumbo or he might be wealthy landlord and restauranteur Sam Musovic but he is definitely not a “we” and he’s terrified of being known for who he really is.

Equally verbose and similarly infuriated, classist, racist sealion @constans, a highly paid SoHo homeowner, used to display his real first name, Dean, in his bio. No more: he currently insists on anonymity in his never ending engagement. Makes it easier for him to play SuperSecretAgentGuyPersonWhoKnowsEverything.

Yep yep, we all understand why Dean loves being anonymous👋

Just because the tender dick white cult members of yimby try to present as mysterious and très très importante doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t see right through the charade.

Because we recognize you, all of you, through your anonymity.

Despite your anonymity, in fact.

We all see you while you pretend to not be what you clearly are: because you are all the same.

Aside from physically resembling each other, you all talk alike: you employ the exact same propaganda, the exact same words, over and over again.

When I had first started becoming aware of yimby back in the summer of 2019, when OpenNY member Justin Potter had briefly and halfheartedly attempted to run for senate (on a pro-Amazon platform, aka, high level clown shit), I observed the conversations you all had with each other: the exact same people, the same surly avatars, the same names, the same condescension, the same insults, the same lies and cruelty and mocking, over and over and over again.

And nothing has changed in three years.

It’s easy to see you. It’s easy to identify you, even if you’re anonymous: you’re all the same.

You reveal who you all are, whether you are using your “alt😤,” your “main🍼” or your “burner😫.”

Don’t you fathom that, “@LES3025“?

Don’t you understand that others witness you?

Because why wouldn’t others notice how you and your account behave?

Why would we not take notice of you and your “shitty” account?

Think about it.

You’re being witnessed and observed just like you have witnessed and observed others.

See how that works?

And because you are so prolific in your written content, “@LES3025,” you’ve been observed a lot: your own actions have brought you attention.

Think about it: you’ve piqued people’s curiosity.

You had piqued mine even before you had tweeted that you were “honored” I had mentioned you in a post which had reminded me of that time when Ben Thypin had declared he was “flattered” by my criticism of his vanity project, real estate development lobbying group Open New York, from which Ben is presently trying to distance himself for, ah, whatever nefarious reasons. You express yourself like Ben, “@LES3025:” you sound like him.

And you are so prolific that you demonstrate this similarity frequently.

That’s what happens when one is so verbal with one’s false narrative propaganda: attention is drawn.

Drawn attention increases with your insistence to remain anonymous, even on the comments of almost every Village Sun article. No one else hides there: why do you?

Come on.

Think about it, Ben.

We all have.


Ok, so then who exactly are you, “@LES3025,” and why am I such an idiot for guessing?
K but I’m not anonymous, Ben: and you are

Why be anonymous when you’re right?🤷‍♀️

Think about it (👋)
Must be nice to be a landlord of scores of NYC units, Ben: “most of us don’t have that luxury😤🍼😫”
“People think…about it”

“My Followers Said No!!!!😤🍼😩”

I’ve gotten to know you by your own curious actions.

It’s been four months since you and I first interacted on that January night where minutes after engaging with you, my account got quickly suspended and you then, oddly, raced to delete your part of our conversation.

And it was during that very conversation, Hayden Clarkin, where you had asked me for coffee, not the other way around. What a curious game now to claim it was my idea: it was yours.

And I emailed you back in April, a month ago, and subsequently wrote this post about you because you had tweeted about me and then deleted it.

I was curious, Hayden: that’s why I wrote my email to you and then my post about you. Curiosity.

And you keep mentioning me. You won’t email me back but you keep bringing me up on social media.

So I remain curious: I wonder if my curiosity is too much for you to understand as you’d rather talk, safely and comfortably, to your followers, rather than to me directly.

And sure, absolutely: no one in yimby circles has ever heard of me; I remain completely inconsequential to all of them, all of you, and I bet to everyone else in the world at large.

So, again, highly weird flex for you to then keep bringing me up. (“Hey, who ~*is*~ that nobody?!?!?!?😤🍼😫”)

But, then again, those are your actions.

I mean, unless you end up deleting your tweets (or your whole timeline, ooops! I mean, why *do* people keep picking on you?).

But deleting tweets is yet another action, isn’t it? Another curious action.

I know now you would never meet me for coffee: you never meant your offer back in January.

You never responded to my email. You’ll talk about me publicly, for attention, but you won’t speak to me directly.

That’s who you are.

Your actions show who you are.

Not on Hayseed’s watch (“😤🍼😫”)

Your dishonesty shows who you are.

Lol they’re two completely different places, Flailden lol

Again, I have gotten to know you by your own very curious actions: we all have.

We’ve witnessed you deleting hundreds of tweets.

Especially after you get called out.

We saw you then delete your entire timeline.

“This Tweet was deleted by the Tweet author”

You even made your own website private.

Guess it’s a bad look to be caught whining about expiring covid rent specials in Long Island City luxury glass towers when one is founding chief executive officer of one’s own profitable nonprofit.

That’ll rattle someone into professional website privacy and a tweet delete fest, amirite?

But, curiously enough, my public website still provides link access to your 25-page portfolio and your nonprofit-CEO resume.

I mean, just in case anyone else remains curious about you.

Tell us you’re an ignorant, spoiled transplant without telling us you’re an ignorant spoiled transplant, FadeIn 👋
Transden Plantkin


(uhoh someone else is about to lose their Twitter account)

Premature Cougjaculation

I mean, I see where tashcoug was going with all this.

“a ~*~*short*~*~ list!!!!😤🍼😫”

She wanted to demonstrate that yimbys are not all white men.

And I wonder if she had expected some landslide response with dozens of pics of nonwhite and/or nonmale yimbys.

She has made her account private for the meantime (because “😤🍼😫”) yet it’s still easy to see how tashcoug nonetheless stumbled miserably here.

Because what resulted instead was pics showing less than ten such yimby individuals.

Even sloppy Laura Foote tried to help out but then ended up only yelping for assistance in thinking of moar names because she, wait for it, couldn’t think of anyone else.

“help me ~*think*~!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“I almost went to the hospital!!!!😤🍼😫”
(white women for white women [“😤🍼😩”])

I mean, the_watcher tried, too, last year.

They had promised “hundreds of tweets😤🍼😫” (gosh that sounds familiar) documenting perchance hundreds of diverse yimbys but then only produced photos of less than 20 people.

The truth about privileged white male yimby screams louder than any 10 selfies or 20 stock photos as that very truth hollers through these images: the overall representation of this group remains literally self-evident and any attempts to display otherwise fall woefully flat and end up backfiring on all of you.

While the rest of us watch.

Maybe you yimbette gals just can’t help but confirm your critics as right because we still only see so many white men and so very few of you.

Not “erasing:” just pointing out how few women, nonbinary, trans and poc there are in yimby

because that’s, like, the truth👋
why thoa?
Ah yes, a fully realized vin blanc, with bold shades of Nolan, Carr and Thomas (plus is that a peppery hint of Smith coyly sprinkled in?)

A fine yimby specimen: sparkling uniform white and clean (“😤🍼😫”)
“women are nimbys men are yimbys I never know what I’m yapping about, proof my intelligence is fake😤🍼😫”

Mighty Rich Thypin

Oh ho ho, now that is mighty rich, mighty rich Thypin.

“My family owns literal buildings but you baby brain clowns with just ~*one*~ home? Ha! You red-nose losers have, like, a degenerative ~*brain*~ disease. Not those of us who, like, you know, own hundreds of homes, nope, not us: we’re immune!!! But you guys?!? Omg you are so mentally ill!!!!😤🍼😫”

I mean, how many homes do you own, Open New York founder?

In, like, all those buildings that you and your family own?

In all those portfolios you and your family have?

“by ~*my*~ ~*house*~!!!!😤🍼😫”

(k but, like, <which> house of yours, Lordpin?🥺😭)

Your family owns scores of buildings and properties.

Doesn’t that, like, you know, make you all homeowners, or landlords, a hundred times over? What a veritable Thypin sea of “degenerative brain disease,” huh?

You, mighty rich Thypin, a steel heir, disparage other people for daring to own *one* home when you and your family own enough real estate to house a small village of humans.

Maybe that’s the real “disease” here.

Because, really, Ben Carlos Thypin, is an average homeowner’s behavior truly a “degenerative brain disease” or is it just your own sociopathy

(Except your sickness is times one hundred.)

I know an investor, too: Ben Carlos Thypin’s very own Quantierra

(Thypin himself is also a landlord, many times over)
That time when Ben Carlos Thypin’s Quantierra employee, @marketurbanism Stephen J. Smith, tried to con black property owners out of a fair price
“I am a landlord: my buildingSSSS earn me income”

(saying that loud part out loud loudly, Benzolito👋)

“It’s pretty hypocritical to be a yimby and be a landlord

Dare you to do it, OpenNY 🤷‍♀️
If it’s “NIMBY city😤🍼😫,” then maybe you should move someplace else
But before you move, show your 990 form: we triple dog dare you👋
(you’re not alone, “BCT😤🍼😫”)
K but just how many homes do *you* own, Forehead? You’re a homeowner a hundred times over, you ridiculous obvious hypocrite 👋


“Ugh I ~*HAAAAAATE*~ today!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“She’s not real!!!!!!!! @fuelgrannie is a ~*paranoid*~ ~*anonymous*~ ~*crank*~!!!!! I need to mute her from my lyfe!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(“This tweet of mine did not age well!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”)
“They’re gonna, like, call it Homophwitter!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Like, I mean, wtf?!?!?!?!?!”
“She’s, like, a, why, a homophobic yimby sock puppet!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Imma kick her in her neck, hard!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(aka, not fuelgrannie 🤷‍♀️)

Scenes from #YimbyTown 2022

Spicy April snow and unflavored white people flake it out in Portland for YimbyTown 2022🥺😭

Don’t put your Foote in your mouth, Willy
(You too, Laura🙊)
“Halp Laura now!👏Halp Laura now!👏Halp Laura now!”
Gray mattering
Has, like, all the answers
Wait, like, how big?
“Yes in ~*your*~ backyard, okayyyy???😤🍼😫”
Murder cars, inc.
Whiteboard and white board
Cameraman so caucasian; that mayocrowd thoa
Thank goodness the whites are there to tell the first nations what to do. Again.
No but wait
Standing for gentrification
Murder infill, too
Hasn’t smiled this hurrrrd in years
Omg like totally
K but like
“Ew!!! Someone cover up that ugly sky and kill muh sunshine right now!!!! Racism!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Stunning and brave, standing tall, mayonnaise
“Density is not supposed to solve the housing crisis!!!!!😤🍼😫”

(Laura, wut?)
Do a dollop of Daisy

(oh ok, Ben Thypin’s lawyer, Charley Dorsaneo👌)

(Who the hell is this guy? https://thegowanusisdirty.com/f/meeting-update-who-the-hell-is-this-guy)

it’s ok, Tony: I’ll publicize for you

(and they’re called “screenshots”)
screenshots > memes
“Nobody cares a yimby leader evicted black renters”
(Aka, cities hate unpopular yimby🙊)

Fuelgrannie: “A Universal Phenomenon”

I feelar meelar on this one🥺😭.

“How is it that ~*every*~ ~*single*~ ~*city*~ eventually develops a fuelgrannie? It’s like a universal phenomenon!!!!!😤🍼😫”

(Who’s gonna tell yim?🙊)

Gosh, could it be that “every single city😤🍼😫” is onto your yimby bullshit, Ceiling Gaze Boi? Gosh, maybe that’s the reason, I mean, like, who knows, right, but, like, maybe🥺😭.

“Eye contact?!?!?!?! Ha! Fie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Aka, “a universal phenomenon”

Dan Meelar, king of terrible ideas
(It’s like he’s brand new to planet Earth🥺😭)
Dan’s dms are sad gold
“common courtesy!!!!😤🍼😫”
Photos I’ve taken? Huh, Danny: I think you have me confused with Casey Berkovitz

No, Dan, I just do screenshots of yimby avatars and create content about how all of you, like you yourself, are young white tech guys.

But here, curiously, is your pal Casey Berkovitz holding his cameraphone on me instead of public commenter (and his fellow OpenNY board member) Amelia Josephson during Manhattan Community Board 2’s infamous (“chaotic”) June 2021 meeting: I wonder if he had suspected that I was going to murder Josephson so maybe he had wanted to make sure he caught my vicious soon-to-happen crime on film.

I ended up, instead, calling Josephson a “shill,” because, you know, she’s the listed on the 990 form for a real estate development lobbying group so.

And my daring to call Josephson, a transplant from Alaska who haunts Landmark Preservation meetings for the sole purpose of disparaging architectural preservation and appreciation, a “paid shill” apparently *was* akin to physical violence, at least to OpenNY Executive Director, and highly paid shill himself, Will Thomas.

“She’s the nicest person in the world!!!😤🍼😫” Thomas whined to me, one month later, after CB2’s full board vote in July 2021 which almost unanimously voted against the rezoning of SoHo NoHo.

(And it very well may be that Amelia Josephson is the “nicest person in the world😤🍼😫” but she nonetheless still remains a real estate development shill.)

ONY’s Thomas was livid with me: “And stop retweeting us too!!!! Gawd!!!!😤🍼😫”

But phenomenons don’t stop.

With anything.

Even when they’re banned from Twitter.


Sylvia Li, the Liar of DCP

Residents of Lower Manhattan, as well as New Yorkers and observers from all over, do not criticize New York’s Department of City Planning’s senior planner Sylvia Li because she is Asian: they do so because Sylvia Li lied to them.

Li was recently nominated for the Ibo Balton award for “community planning” from the creepy Citizens Housing Planning Council (with its Jessica Katz infamy), for having brought “equitablescams to SoHo NoHo. Since my tweets about Li’s dishonesty are currently hidden, here are screenshots of them from over a year ago which demonstrate Li’s cruel dismissiveness towards downtown elderly residents, her blatant favoritism of Open New York members, none of whom live in the rezoned area, and her unabashed dishonesty.

City Planners paused the meeting for their own five-minute break less than half an hour into this sham meeting: why did they need to talk privately during this barely “public” event?

Sylvia Li laughingly referred to displacement while calling elderly New York City residents and their homes “relics:” she was insulting, dismissive and cruel

That’s why so many people have a problem with Sylvia Li, not because of her ethnicity
Sylvia Li wants to degrowth the artists and replace them with tech bros pretending to be artists
Sylvia Li hogged the call, rambling on endlessly, eating into public engagement time: and she did that on purpose
Pete Davies, a long time SoHo renter (not a homeowner👋🗣), calls out the years of lies told to the community by Sylvia Li
Sylvia Li is a cold cruel liar
Sylvia Li does not care about these residents: they are an impediment to her career growth
But guess who is given “privilege” and “priority?”

Open New York

Displacement is their jam
This was a sham and we all saw it
Shame on you, Sylvia Li
Submitted questions by the public for the October 2020 Zoom ULURP call, the initial of four such public engagement sessions during the height of a pre-vaccination global pandemic: “almost no support for the rezoning”

My requested question was #354 on DCP’s list, on page 38 of individual queries, so I didn’t get to ask it

Funnily enough, though, Open New York’s Will Thomas was called on to speak by Sylvia Li. And going forward, he was allowed to speak on every other call, too, despite his not being a resident of SoHo NoHo and despite hundreds of other people having signed up to comment and who were turned away, which is immediately suspicious and potentially corrupt because of the obvious cronyism

Again, it ain’t your ethnicity or race which your critics abhor, Sylvia Li: it’s your blatant favoritism and your dishonesty

We’ve never not seen it

People hate your lies, Sylvia Li, not your skin color.

But keep collecting your gratuitous, crony, clubby awards and pocketing our taxpayer funding as your six-figure salary: we will all remain watching you.

(Also: all these tweets of mine about Sylvia Li, as well as this very blog post itself, are still missing all that alleged racism which I supposedly express at all given moments: weird flex, huh?)

Because Sylvia Li is the liar of the DCP


The Brotherhood of the Traveling Baby Bottle Emoji😤🍼😩

They do all look alike and dang, is that baby bottle emoji their kryptonite.

yimby = “all look the same”
“haaallllpp me think of moar nonwhite men. because I can’t think of anyone else. (which is loudly saying the loud part out loud, again really loudly🥺😭)”
why do they *all* look like this?

all of them, always: why?
“no, you’re wrong because ackshually…”
“omg we don’t ‘all look alike,” just no stawp. jeebus: some of us are ~*old*~ and some of us ~*wear glasses*~; we’re a very diverse group”
“sometimes we wear hats!!!!!😤🍼😫”

These tweets of mine are from almost a full year ago: notice how the first three are emoji-free, that’s how old they are. And why yes indeedie: ~*all*~ yimbys do ~*look*~ ~*alike*~
“we’re such a diverse group of pasty white guys that one of us is even a llama, okay?!?? gawwwdd!!!”
“one of us has a sister!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“listen, we are ~*not*~ all white guys, we’re not, okay?!?!?!?! like, literally not, seriously: it just ~*looks*~ like we, so stawp saying we are because we are so not 😤🍼😫”
“suhppppppleye ahnd duhmahnnnddd!!!!! gawwdd!!!!😤🍼😫”
We already know all these faces, amirite? The Great White Male quilt
“seriously? do you even know how to read??!!??!?!?!😤🍼😫”
“sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sigh with joy at life’s little pleasures, like biking!!!!! ayyyyynd sometimes we take ironic selfies and really like how they turn out!!!!”
“we are incredibly diverse!!!!😤 like, a bunch of us have beards!!!!!!🍼 some of those beards are close shaven, ok, and some of the beards are quite long: because representation matterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😫”
“in fact, some of us are very expressive with our incredible diverse ~*hair*~, ha! it’s like a thing, a follicle spicy take, if you will🥺😭”
Some are old, some are young, some wear hats, some have facial hair: and yet they are all the same
“it’s like we’re all from the same family, like we’re siblings or like first cousins or i dunno something like that, i dunno, i’m just spitballing here”

Quick aside: the guy in the large photo has described his inclusion in this ensemble as an “attack” by me. He thinks it’s an “attack” for me to have made note of how similar all these redheaded bearded bespectacled young white guys look. Wonder what he thinks of Ukraine, you know, like in comparison to his own horrifying experience of having surviving being “attacked.”

There is a reason why I use the baby bottle emoji, Chris Aho: thanks for demonstrating that😃😀😄

“but we are like very individual, you know, we’re unique, sure we’re *all* white and yeah ok we’re like *all* male, sure ok, but we’re like a rainbow, work with me, follow my thought: we’re a gradation of greatness, an ever-changing cascade of caucasianness, a field of dreams”
“if we were a pasta, we’d be fettuccine alfredo😤🍼😫”
“or like maybe a nice sauceless white pizza: and ‘white’ means ‘cheese only,’ ok, you presumptive racist!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“We are family, I got all my fettuccine with me, hey hey, we are family, get up everybody and sing”
“k but can i please speak to the manager, though? i mean, i don’t have a ~*real*~ problem per se, i’d just like to, you know, speak to someone in charge🥺😭”

The center guy here called me “abusive“ in the comments for my post about Mark Mollineaux.

“You blocked me!!!!!!😤 On Twitter!!!!!!!!!🍼 That’s, like, ~*literally*~ abuse!!!!!😫”
“u mad bro? calm down chill it’s not that serious, lmao😤🍼😫”
“lmao what? 😤🍼😫”
“variation of eyeglasses frame club: from soft gentle rectangles and crisp classic circulars to thoughtful square hybrids, we span the gamut, so like again, do not tell us that we are not ~*diverse*~: we are as unique as our eyewear, ok?!?!?!?!? gaawwwddd😤🍼😫”
(I mean)
“hey! sup!!!! ha!😃😀😄”
(yinse and yimpeat😤🍼😫”)
Stunning and brave mayonnaise
“ackshually, new construction is extremely green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“historical parking lot!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“ban cars but not amazon deliveries!!!!!!! or uber!!!!!!! or like lyft, too!!!!!!! but ban cars!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(Legit cannot tell them apart)
“evan mast wrote this white paper in 2012: it’s the only research i have, ok, but it’s really really good!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“community gardens belong on top of private residential buildings, not on the earthly ground and in soil, you stupid boomer: no one cares about shadows but you, lmfao😤🍼😫!!!!!!!”
(oh snap look who it is🙊)

“if you ~*really*~ ~*cared*~ about new york city, you’d turn it into tokyo, you redundant battle axe!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
bowl after bowl of vanilla ice cream🥺😭
White tech bros wearing this many hats can only mean only one thing: massive, massive diversity
“lead paint caucus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“omg I swear!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
There is always moar💁‍♀️
Encore du endless white guys🥺😭
All of them, always
“She can tell we’re all white, like wtf!!!!!😤🍼😤”
“lots of early 30s white guys who work in tech”
“just took the screenshots”

coz this stuff writes itself👋
“I don’t know what’s going on!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Like, we don’t all ~*look*~ ~*alike*~, like, I really don’t understand what on earth is going on here🥺😭”
(ooops who’s gonna tell yim?🙊)
“You’re referring to me as a baby with an emoji. That’s, like, an insult!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
My bad, Jeff, because nothing says “triumph” quite like an emoji blowing smoke out of its nostrils in full spaz meltdown: how manly, powerful and magnificent

(so subtle you gotta bring your microscope, four eyes 🥺😭)
Someone haaaallllllppppp SpiderBland now!!!!🥺😭
Expedition White Males
“everybody!!!!! ratio!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(yinse yand yepeat yedux)
“The white boy corner😤🍼😫”

(who’s gonna tell yim?)
It’s a mirror, Armand: to you, at least

“Never forget that observant excluding racist!!!😤🍼😫”
“(but only the white men smh!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫)”
“Don’t say her f*ll n*me, like, ever, okayyyy??? gawwddd!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Don’t say her name: she’s like Candyman and she’s gonna, like, kill us!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Why do they *all* look like this?

All of them, always: why?
(oh look, a block-happy yimby who works at Twitter: huh)
I can🙋‍♀️

I’m not dead, bois: neither is my thread.


Hayden Clarkin Ignorin

Hayden Clarkin, aka The Transit Guy (🔒) and The Transit Kingg, is the last person with whom I had interacted the night (early morning) my account was suspended.

Hayden tweeted about me yesterday but then quickly deleted what he had posted, too fast for me to grab a screenshot, just like he had immediately deleted all his tweets in the conversation he had been having with me on the morning of January 9, 2022, which has always seemed suspicious to me. It was 2:30am when the suspension occurred and this guy was instantly trying to scrub away any record which could be connected to him.

Deleting a tweet doesn’t delete the conversation, even one with a now suspended account.

And you’d think it would be yimby bragging rights to have interacted with such a reviled racist and homophobe as me right before my infamous and oft-reported account got suspended.

But instead, right after my accounts were locked, Hayden had deleted all his tweets with me.

Within five minutes.

He was right on top of it.

At 2:30 in the morning.


So when I saw him mentioning me in that now deleted tweet of his from yesterday, something about how he had wished I was “still here” to witness something he had wanted me to be aware of, my curiosity propelled me to email him.

Hayden had suggested that early morning back in January that he and I, as residents of Long Island City, get together over a cup of coffee to discuss our differences (always a good idea) so my email to him was to follow up on that suggestion.


He has yet to reply.

While I wait, here are screenshots from that final conversation, thanks to increased functionality which keeps sprouting up on my suspended account:

Hayden had cried in one of his quickly deleted tweets that he was merely a “part time CEO” of the nonprofit he had founded and was thus deeply struggling to pay his monthly rent of “thousands of dollars,” poor beleaguered angel
Hayden had told me I was “quite disgusting”

He had tweeted about me yesterday and now he’s ignoring my email.

Seems like Hayden’s hiding from me.

I wonder why….

why thoa?🥺😭

https://twitter.com/the_transit_guy/status/1512139454852612097?s=20&t=WiQ06vRNLBDfMYJJQBE5Uw Huh, why’d you delete this tweet, Hayduhn?

https://twitter.com/the_transit_guy/status/1512859484883931138?s=20&t=08omjiN8L11nM6HSXzcHQg Or, like, this one, too?

Whykin, ClarkfinSharkthin?
(who’s gonna tell yim?🙊)
Always and ever

Weird flex to delete your entire timeline, Hayden Clarkin, (something I said?😬) but do go off.

Gosh, I do miss the Elvis pic but this one kinda slaps too, kingden kingkin🥺😭

Oh wow and your website with your 25-page portfolio and expansive nonprofit CEO résumé are now private? Huh. Tough to be the king, I guess.

Hard up Clarkin: we see you👋
“Next May, I will need a roomie!!! In my luxury tower studio!!!🥺😭”
“Gruel fannie is gonna be pissed!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“dictate respinse😤🍼😫”

(one month later😐)
“I’ll need to move in a year, though!!! Haaaalllllpppp!!!!!😤🍼😫”