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Ben Carlos Thypin Is Down With PPP

August 27, 2022

Yeah you know he.

With all the current buzz of PPP loan forgiveness, it would be remiss to exclude the antics of Sven Carlos Thypin who, for his tiny quantitative real estate brokerage firm Quantierra, took out two Paycheck Protection Program loans in the past two years: one in April 2020, just one mere month into the pandemic, for over $50,000; and then another in February 2021, for a chaser loan of $100,000.

And let’s not forget that Quantierra was that infamous four-person operation, consisting of Ben’s friend and employee, Stephen J. Smith (aka racist liar MarketUrbanism); Ben himself; sexual harasser Sandip Trivedi; and Sandip’s target, the late Scherezade Momin, the latter who was already in the process of suing Ben and Sandip by January 2021.

Logic dictates thus that the “loan” to Quantierra for over $100,000 in February 2021 only went towards the salaries of three employees, who were actually also the company founders, the very dishonest Stephen Smith, the very wealthy Ben Carlos Thypin and the very horny Sandip Trivedi.

Perusing the federal site for PPP loans reveals amounts of a few thousand dollars for most businesses in the same Lower Manhattan zip code as Quantierra; many of these businesses were small mom&pops, struggling service providers like restaurants and dry cleaners, with more than a handful of employees, some of which did not survive, who received a tiny fraction of what Ben, Stephen and Sandip took while they “worked,” comfortably and safe, from their own homes, doing the super essential lifesaving work of real estate speculation.

Scherezade Momin died on a Friday in November 2021. She was only 36 years old.

The very next business day, the Monday of Thanksgiving week, Ben and Sandip petitioned the court to throw out the case.

They got their wish last month, in July 2022, when the unresolved yet obvious case was dismissed.

Were their PPP loan obligations also similarly dismissed? Or did they pay the loans back, which they all could have easily afforded?

From observing how these ghouls operate, my minuscule money is on the former.

And as always, rest in peace lovely and innocent Scherry Momin.

Ben Carrie Thypin
(making yimbs go private since 2019🙋‍♀️)
welcome back, king🥺😭

6 responses to “Ben Carlos Thypin Is Down With PPP”

  1. Hey Connie. Just curious, do you have a hairy cunt? Would love to know when I ejaculate to you next time. ❤

    Aslo, I'd you ever want a good cunninglingust to eat your pussy, I'm your man..


    1. Hey Ben,

      “Frankly I’m flattered” but I thought you only jerked off to Alana Sivin https://sivin4statesenate.com/meet-alana/

      Nonetheless thanks for giving me your IP address. Again.



  2. So to understand what you’re writing about here, it’s basically that you don’t like these people and they got some PPP loans?

    Like, you imply there’s some nefarious business but don’t actually have any evidence of anything right? So this post is you saying “couldn’t you imagine if these people did a bad thing? wouldn’t that be bad?”

    Are you getting outside enough?


    1. Ok wait, IP address, lemme get this right: you’re okay with fraud?

      I’m not.

      That’s why my post is filled with, ah, “evidence.”

      So maybe you’re the one who needs to “touch grass!!!!!😤🍼😫”


      1. The only evidence in your post is for the fact that a business took out a loan. So, again asking to clarify, that’s the point of this post? “Guy I don’t like took out a loan?” Oof.


        1. No.

          Business, which is not essential, took out a $150k PPP loan during a pandemic: that’s fraud.



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