long island city, queens: tank full, yimby empty

Brian’s Terrible Awful Yimbyween

November 1, 2023

“That’s not me in that picture of me!!!!😤🍼😫”

In late 2019, Brian Van Nieuwenhoven made the grave mistake of having drinks with some yimby friends.

Now he’s a Halloween costume.

Which doesn’t quite, ah, suit him.

“I mean, I, like, hang out with yimbys but, like, I’m not one myself, seriously😤🍼😫”

Just because someone unironically hangs out with the lobbyists of Open New York, why, that doesn’t like make them full metal yimby now, does it?

“Take the pic down, haaallllpppp!!!😤🍼😫”

Yet, as I had relayed to newly elected yimby senator Kristen Gonzalez, you are the company you keep, Brian.

You have to think about the optics.

You may not be a yimby but you surround yourself with yimbys and you spout yimby propaganda.

(“yimby posture” = my next tattoo)
“‘Yimby’ is meaningless, signed a yimby”

Very simply, you’re either part of the solution or you’re part of the problem.

And by the company you insist on keeping, Bri: you’re part of the problem.

No costume required.

K, Bri: we see you

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