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“My Followers Said No!!!!😤🍼😩”

I’ve gotten to know you by your own curious actions.

It’s been four months since you and I first interacted on that January night where minutes after engaging with you, my account got quickly suspended and you then, oddly, raced to delete your part of our conversation.

And it was during that very conversation, Hayden Clarkin, where you had asked me for coffee, not the other way around. What a curious game now to claim it was my idea: it was yours.

And I emailed you back in April, a month ago, and subsequently wrote this post about you because you had tweeted about me and then deleted it.

I was curious, Hayden: that’s why I wrote my email to you and then my post about you. Curiosity.

And you keep mentioning me. You won’t email me back but you keep bringing me up on social media.

So I remain curious: I wonder if my curiosity is too much for you to understand as you’d rather talk, safely and comfortably, to your followers, rather than to me directly.

And sure, absolutely: no one in yimby circles has ever heard of me; I remain completely inconsequential to all of them, all of you, and I bet to everyone else in the world at large.

So, again, highly weird flex for you to then keep bringing me up. (“Hey, who ~*is*~ that nobody?!?!?!?😤🍼😫”)

But, then again, those are your actions.

I mean, unless you end up deleting your tweets (or your whole timeline, ooops! I mean, why *do* people keep picking on you?).

But deleting tweets is yet another action, isn’t it? Another curious action.

I know now you would never meet me for coffee: you never meant your offer back in January.

You never responded to my email. You’ll talk about me publicly, for attention, but you won’t speak to me directly.

That’s who you are.

Your actions show who you are.

Not on Hayseed’s watch (“😤🍼😫”)

Your dishonesty shows who you are.

Lol they’re two completely different places, Flailden lol

Again, I have gotten to know you by your own very curious actions: we all have.

We’ve witnessed you deleting hundreds of tweets.

Especially after you get called out.

We saw you then delete your entire timeline.

“This Tweet was deleted by the Tweet author”

You even made your own website private for a few weeks, highly odd.

But I guess it’s a bad look to be caught whining about expiring covid rent specials in Long Island City luxury glass towers when one is founding chief executive officer of one’s own profitable nonprofit.

That’ll rattle someone into professional website privacy and a tweet delete fest, amirite?

But, curiously enough, my public website still provides link access to your 25-page portfolio and your nonprofit-CEO resume.

I mean, just in case anyone else remains curious about you.

Tell us you’re an ignorant, spoiled transplant without telling us you’re an ignorant spoiled transplant, FadeIn 👋
Transden Plantkin
“coffee😤🍼😫”

🚩

(uhoh someone else is about to lose their Twitter account)
We see you, FakeDen👋
“I don’t follow anyone back but I’m ~*obsessed*~ with my follower account (more than, like, with a loved one’s alleged ‘health issues’!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Touch grass!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”

Premature Cougjaculation

I mean, I see where tashcoug was going with all this.

“a ~*~*short*~*~ list!!!!😤🍼😫”

She wanted to demonstrate that yimbys are not all white men.

And I wonder if she had expected some landslide response with dozens of pics of nonwhite and/or nonmale yimbys.

She has made her account private for the meantime (because “😤🍼😫”) yet it’s still easy to see how tashcoug nonetheless stumbled miserably here.

Because what resulted instead was pics showing less than ten such yimby individuals.

Even sloppy Laura Foote tried to help out but then ended up only yelping for assistance in thinking of moar names because she, wait for it, couldn’t think of anyone else.

“help me ~*think*~!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“I almost went to the hospital!!!!😤🍼😫”
(white women for white women [“😤🍼😩”])

I mean, the_watcher tried, too, last year.

They had promised “hundreds of tweets😤🍼😫” (gosh that sounds familiar) documenting perchance hundreds of diverse yimbys but then only produced photos of less than 20 people.

The truth about privileged white male yimby screams louder than any 10 selfies or 20 stock photos as that very truth hollers through these images: the overall representation of this group remains literally self-evident and any attempts to display otherwise fall woefully flat and end up backfiring on all of you.

While the rest of us watch.

(Plus: you *rent* all of your clothes(?!) and describe independent American homeowners as a “cartel😤🍼😫”)

Maybe you yimbette gals just can’t help but confirm your critics as right because we still only see so many white men and so very few of you.


Not “erasing:” just pointing out how few women, nonbinary, trans and poc there are in yimby

because that’s, like, the truth👋
why thoa?
(🙊)
Ah yes, a fully realized vin blanc, with bold shades of Nolan, Carr and Thomas (plus is that a peppery hint of Smith coyly sprinkled in?)

A fine yimby specimen: sparkling uniform white and clean (“😤🍼😫”)
“women are nimbys men are yimbys I never know what I’m yapping about, proof my intelligence is fake😤🍼😫”

“Haaaalllppp!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”

“Ugh I ~*HAAAAAATE*~ today!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“She’s not real!!!!!!!! @fuelgrannie is a ~*paranoid*~ ~*anonymous*~ ~*crank*~!!!!! I need to mute her from my lyfe!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(“This tweet of mine did not age well!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”)
Haaaaaaallllllppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“They’re gonna, like, call it Homophwitter!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Like, I mean, wtf?!?!?!?!?!”
“She’s, like, a, why, a homophobic yimby sock puppet!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“😤🍼😫”
Imma kick her in her neck, hard!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(aka, not fuelgrannie 🤷‍♀️)

The Brotherhood of the Traveling Baby Bottle Emoji😤🍼😩

They do all look alike and dang, is that baby bottle emoji their kryptonite.

yimby = “all look the same”
“haaallllpp me think of moar nonwhite men. because I can’t think of anyone else. (which is loudly saying the loud part out loud, again really loudly🥺😭)”
why do they *all* look like this?

all of them, always: why?
“no, you’re wrong because ackshually…”
“omg we don’t ‘all look alike,” just no stawp. jeebus: some of us are ~*old*~ and some of us ~*wear glasses*~; we’re a very diverse group”
“sometimes we wear hats!!!!!😤🍼😫”

These tweets of mine are from almost a full year ago: notice how the first three are emoji-free, that’s how old they are. And why yes indeedie: ~*all*~ yimbys do ~*look*~ ~*alike*~
“we’re such a diverse group of pasty white guys that one of us is even a llama, okay?!?? gawwwdd!!!”
“one of us has a sister!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“listen, we are ~*not*~ all white guys, we’re not, okay?!?!?!?! like, literally not, seriously: it just ~*looks*~ like we, so stawp saying we are because we are so not 😤🍼😫”
“suhppppppleye ahnd duhmahnnnddd!!!!! gawwdd!!!!😤🍼😫”
We already know all these faces, amirite? The Great White Male quilt
“seriously? do you even know how to read??!!??!?!?!😤🍼😫”
“sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sigh with joy at life’s little pleasures, like biking!!!!! ayyyyynd sometimes we take ironic selfies and really like how they turn out!!!!”
“we are incredibly diverse!!!!😤 like, a bunch of us have beards!!!!!!🍼 some of those beards are close shaven, ok, and some of the beards are quite long: because representation matterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😫”
“in fact, some of us are very expressive with our incredible diverse ~*hair*~, ha! it’s like a thing, a follicle spicy take, if you will🥺😭”
Some are old, some are young, some wear hats, some have facial hair: and yet they are all the same
“it’s like we’re all from the same family, like we’re siblings or like first cousins or i dunno something like that, i dunno, i’m just spitballing here”

Quick aside: the guy in the large photo has described his inclusion in this ensemble as an “attack” by me. He thinks it’s an “attack” for me to have made note of how similar all these redheaded bearded bespectacled young white guys look. Wonder what he thinks of Ukraine, you know, like in comparison to his own horrifying experience of having surviving being “attacked.”

There is a reason why I use the baby bottle emoji, Chris Aho: thanks for demonstrating that😃😀😄

“but we are like very individual, you know, we’re unique, sure we’re *all* white and yeah ok we’re like *all* male, sure ok, but we’re like a rainbow, work with me, follow my thought: we’re a gradation of greatness, an ever-changing cascade of caucasianness, a field of dreams”
“if we were a pasta, we’d be fettuccine alfredo😤🍼😫”
“or like maybe a nice sauceless white pizza: and ‘white’ means ‘cheese only,’ ok, you presumptive racist!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“We are family, I got all my fettuccine with me, hey hey, we are family, get up everybody and sing”
“k but can i please speak to the manager, though? i mean, i don’t have a ~*real*~ problem per se, i’d just like to, you know, speak to someone in charge🥺😭”

The center guy here called me “abusive“ in the comments for my post about Mark Mollineaux.

“You blocked me!!!!!!😤 On Twitter!!!!!!!!!🍼 That’s, like, ~*literally*~ abuse!!!!!😫”
“u mad bro? calm down chill it’s not that serious, lmao😤🍼😫”
“lmao what? 😤🍼😫”
“variation of eyeglasses frame club: from soft gentle rectangles and crisp classic circulars to thoughtful square hybrids, we span the gamut, so like again, do not tell us that we are not ~*diverse*~: we are as unique as our eyewear, ok?!?!?!?!? gaawwwddd😤🍼😫”
(I mean)
“hey! sup!!!! ha!😃😀😄”
(yinse and yimpeat😤🍼😫”)
“😤”
“🍼”
Stunning and brave mayonnaise
“😫”
“ackshually, new construction is extremely green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“historical parking lot!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“ban cars but not amazon deliveries!!!!!!! or uber!!!!!!! or like lyft, too!!!!!!! but ban cars!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(Legit cannot tell them apart)
“evan mast wrote this white paper in 2012: it’s the only research i have, ok, but it’s really really good!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“community gardens belong on top of private residential buildings, not on the earthly ground and in soil, you stupid boomer: no one cares about shadows but you, lmfao😤🍼😫!!!!!!!”
(oh snap look who it is🙊)

“if you ~*really*~ ~*cared*~ about new york city, you’d turn it into tokyo, you redundant battle axe!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
bowl after bowl of vanilla ice cream🥺😭
White tech bros wearing this many hats can only mean only one thing: massive, massive diversity
“lead paint caucus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“omg I swear!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
There is always moar💁‍♀️
Encore du endless white guys🥺😭
All of them, always
“She can tell we’re all white, like wtf!!!!!😤🍼😤”
“lots of early 30s white guys who work in tech”
“just took the screenshots”

coz this stuff writes itself👋
“I don’t know what’s going on!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Like, we don’t all ~*look*~ ~*alike*~, like, I really don’t understand what on earth is going on here🥺😭”
(ooops who’s gonna tell yim?🙊)
“You’re referring to me as a baby with an emoji. That’s, like, an insult!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
My bad, Jeff, because nothing says “triumph” quite like an emoji blowing smoke out of its nostrils in full spaz meltdown: how manly, powerful and magnificent

“😤”
(so subtle you gotta bring your microscope, four eyes 🥺😭)
Someone haaaallllllppppp SpiderBland now!!!!🥺😭
Expedition White Males
“everybody!!!!! ratio!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(🙊)
(🙊🙊🙊)
(yinse yand yepeat yedux)
“The white boy corner😤🍼😫”

(who’s gonna tell yim?)
It’s a mirror, Armand: to you, at least

👋
Haaaallllpppppp!!!😤🍼😫”
“Never forget that observant excluding racist!!!😤🍼😫”
“(but only the white men smh!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫)”
“Don’t say her f*ll n*me, like, ever, okayyyy??? gawwddd!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Don’t say her name: she’s like Candyman and she’s gonna, like, kill us!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Why do they *all* look like this?

All of them, always: why?
(oh look, a block-happy yimby who works at Twitter: huh)
I can🙋‍♀️

I’m not dead, bois: neither is my thread.

👋