Tag: #twitter
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A Visit From St Fuelgrannie
‘Twas the night before suspension undoings when all through the house, yimbys stirred in frustration, their terror impossible to douse
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A Jonestown That Won’t Happen: Twitter Isn’t Dying
On this Jonestown anniversary, Twitter isn’t dying
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Premature Cougjaculation
“Here’s a short list proving yimby is in fact mostly young white males ok tx bye”
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The Brotherhood of the Traveling Baby Bottle Emoji😤🍼😩
“We are so, like, totally ~*not*~ a bunch of techie white guys so, like, stop victimizing us by saying it, okayyyy?!?!? Gawd!!!😤🍼😫”
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Open Sesame: The Leaked Open New York Board Potentials Spreadsheet
“Hi. We’re Open New York. We’re in love with money ~*and*~ power, no matter what words to the contrary which slither out of our mouths: and the leaked spreadsheet of our board potential roster proves it😃😀😄”
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Tender Dick White Suspension
Tweeting “magat” and “tender dick white man” got me permanently suspended from Twitter: maybe Twitter needs to work on what constitutes “abuse” and “hateful content”
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#FreeFuelGrannie’s Screenshots, Aaron Carr
You’re selling “free fuelgrannie” t shirts, Aaron Carr: the rest of us just want you to free the fuelgrannie screenshots
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“On This Day, We Are All Fuelgrandchildren😤🍼😩”
We are all fuelgrandchildren in search of the baby bottle emoji we so love
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“Let’s Kill All the Old People Especially the Weirdos”
Suspended yet again on Twitter, my old lady rear end fights back for my accounts