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yimbys want me dead🤷‍♀️

Fuelgrannie: “A Universal Phenomenon”

I feelar meelar on this one🥺😭.

“How is it that ~*every*~ ~*single*~ ~*city*~ eventually develops a fuelgrannie? It’s like a universal phenomenon!!!!!😤🍼😫”

(Who’s gonna tell yim?🙊)

Gosh, could it be that “every single city😤🍼😫” is onto your yimby bullshit, Ceiling Gaze Boi? Gosh, maybe that’s the reason, I mean, like, who knows, right, but, like, maybe🥺😭.

“Eye contact?!?!?!?! Ha! Fie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Aka, “a universal phenomenon”

Dan Meelar, king of terrible ideas
(It’s like he’s brand new to planet Earth🥺😭)
Dan’s dms are sad gold
“common courtesy!!!!😤🍼😫”
Photos I’ve taken? Huh, Danny: I think you have me confused with Casey Berkovitz

No, Dan, I just do screenshots of yimby avatars and create content about how all of you, like you yourself, are young white tech guys.

But here, curiously, is your pal Casey Berkovitz holding his cameraphone on me instead of public commenter (and his fellow OpenNY board member) Amelia Josephson during Manhattan Community Board 2’s infamous (“chaotic”) June 2021 meeting: I wonder if he had suspected that I was going to murder Josephson so maybe he had wanted to make sure he caught my vicious soon-to-happen crime on film.

(oooops I didn’t kill Amelia, Casey🤷‍♀️)

I ended up, instead, calling Josephson a “shill,” because, you know, she’s the listed on the 990 form for a real estate development lobbying group so.

And my daring to call Josephson, a transplant from Alaska who haunts Landmark Preservation meetings for the sole purpose of disparaging architectural preservation and appreciation, a “paid shill” apparently *was* akin to physical violence, at least to OpenNY Executive Director, and highly paid shill himself, Will Thomas.

“She’s the nicest person in the world!!!😤🍼😫” Thomas whined to me, one month later, after CB2’s full board vote in July 2021 which almost unanimously voted against the rezoning of SoHo NoHo.

(And it very well may be that Amelia Josephson is the “nicest person in the world😤🍼😫” but she nonetheless still remains a real estate development shill.)

ONY’s Thomas was livid with me: “And stop retweeting us too!!!! Gawd!!!!😤🍼😫”

But phenomenons don’t stop.

With anything.

Even when they’re banned from Twitter.



“we can’t stop talking about her!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“every single day!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“like, we don’t know anyone else!!!!🥺😭”
“like, no one else!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“we say her n*m* in code!!!!! brrrrrr!!!! we’re scared!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
something like a phenomenon

Sylvia Li, the Liar of DCP

Residents of Lower Manhattan, as well as New Yorkers and observers from all over, do not criticize New York’s Department of City Planning’s senior planner Sylvia Li because she is Asian: they do so because Sylvia Li lied to them.

Li was recently nominated for the Ibo Balton award for “community planning” from the creepy Citizens Housing Planning Council (with its Jessica Katz infamy), for having brought “equitablescams to SoHo NoHo. Since my tweets about Li’s dishonesty are currently hidden, here are screenshots of them from over a year ago which demonstrate Li’s cruel dismissiveness towards downtown elderly residents, her blatant favoritism of Open New York members, none of whom live in the rezoned area, and her unabashed dishonesty.

City Planners paused the meeting for their own five-minute break less than half an hour into this sham meeting: why did they need to talk privately during this barely “public” event?

Sylvia Li laughingly referred to displacement while calling elderly New York City residents and their homes “relics:” she was insulting, dismissive and cruel

That’s why so many people have a problem with Sylvia Li, not because of her ethnicity
Sylvia Li wants to degrowth the artists and replace them with tech bros pretending to be artists
Sylvia Li hogged the call, rambling on endlessly, eating into public engagement time: and she did that on purpose
Pete Davies, a long time SoHo renter (not a homeowner👋🗣), calls out the years of lies told to the community by Sylvia Li
Sylvia Li is a cold cruel liar
Sylvia Li does not care about these residents: they are an impediment to her career growth
But guess who is given “privilege” and “priority?”

Open New York

Displacement is their jam
This was a sham and we all saw it
Shame on you, Sylvia Li
Submitted questions by the public for the October 2020 Zoom ULURP call, the initial of four such public engagement sessions during the height of a pre-vaccination global pandemic: “almost no support for the rezoning”

My requested question was #354 on DCP’s list, on page 38 of individual queries, so I didn’t get to ask it

Funnily enough, though, Open New York’s Will Thomas was called on to speak by Sylvia Li. And going forward, he was allowed to speak on every other call, too, despite his not being a resident of SoHo NoHo and despite hundreds of other people having signed up to comment and who were turned away, which is immediately suspicious and potentially corrupt because of the obvious cronyism

Again, it ain’t your ethnicity or race which your critics abhor, Sylvia Li: it’s your blatant favoritism and your dishonesty

We’ve never not seen it

People hate your lies, Sylvia Li, not your skin color.

But keep collecting your gratuitous, crony, clubby awards and pocketing our taxpayer funding as your six-figure salary: we will all remain watching you.

(Also: all these tweets of mine about Sylvia Li, as well as this very blog post itself, are still missing all that alleged racism which I supposedly express at all given moments: weird flex, huh?)

Because Sylvia Li is the liar of the DCP


The Brotherhood of the Traveling Baby Bottle Emoji😤🍼😩

They do all look alike and dang, is that baby bottle emoji their kryptonite.

yimby = “all look the same”
“haaallllpp me think of moar nonwhite men. because I can’t think of anyone else. (which is loudly saying the loud part out loud, again really loudly🥺😭)”
why do they *all* look like this?

all of them, always: why?
“no, you’re wrong because ackshually…”
“omg we don’t ‘all look alike,” just no stawp. jeebus: some of us are ~*old*~ and some of us ~*wear glasses*~; we’re a very diverse group”
“sometimes we wear hats!!!!!😤🍼😫”

These tweets of mine are from almost a full year ago: notice how the first three are emoji-free, that’s how old they are. And why yes indeedie: ~*all*~ yimbys do ~*look*~ ~*alike*~
“we’re such a diverse group of pasty white guys that one of us is even a llama, okay?!?? gawwwdd!!!”
“one of us has a sister!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“listen, we are ~*not*~ all white guys, we’re not, okay?!?!?!?! like, literally not, seriously: it just ~*looks*~ like we, so stawp saying we are because we are so not 😤🍼😫”
“suhppppppleye ahnd duhmahnnnddd!!!!! gawwdd!!!!😤🍼😫”
We already know all these faces, amirite? The Great White Male quilt
“seriously? do you even know how to read??!!??!?!?!😤🍼😫”
“sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sigh with joy at life’s little pleasures, like biking!!!!! ayyyyynd sometimes we take ironic selfies and really like how they turn out!!!!”
“we are incredibly diverse!!!!😤 like, a bunch of us have beards!!!!!!🍼 some of those beards are close shaven, ok, and some of the beards are quite long: because representation matterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😫”
“in fact, some of us are very expressive with our incredible diverse ~*hair*~, ha! it’s like a thing, a follicle spicy take, if you will🥺😭”
Some are old, some are young, some wear hats, some have facial hair: and yet they are all the same
“it’s like we’re all from the same family, like we’re siblings or like first cousins or i dunno something like that, i dunno, i’m just spitballing here”

Quick aside: the guy in the large photo has described his inclusion in this ensemble as an “attack” by me. He thinks it’s an “attack” for me to have made note of how similar all these redheaded bearded bespectacled young white guys look. Wonder what he thinks of Ukraine, you know, like in comparison to his own horrifying experience of having surviving being “attacked.”

There is a reason why I use the baby bottle emoji, Chris Aho: thanks for demonstrating that😃😀😄

“but we are like very individual, you know, we’re unique, sure we’re *all* white and yeah ok we’re like *all* male, sure ok, but we’re like a rainbow, work with me, follow my thought: we’re a gradation of greatness, an ever-changing cascade of caucasianness, a field of dreams”
“if we were a pasta, we’d be fettuccine alfredo😤🍼😫”
“or like maybe a nice sauceless white pizza: and ‘white’ means ‘cheese only,’ ok, you presumptive racist!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“We are family, I got all my fettuccine with me, hey hey, we are family, get up everybody and sing”
“k but can i please speak to the manager, though? i mean, i don’t have a ~*real*~ problem per se, i’d just like to, you know, speak to someone in charge🥺😭”

The center guy here called me “abusive“ in the comments for my post about Mark Mollineaux.

“You blocked me!!!!!!😤 On Twitter!!!!!!!!!🍼 That’s, like, ~*literally*~ abuse!!!!!😫”
“u mad bro? calm down chill it’s not that serious, lmao😤🍼😫”
“lmao what? 😤🍼😫”
“variation of eyeglasses frame club: from soft gentle rectangles and crisp classic circulars to thoughtful square hybrids, we span the gamut, so like again, do not tell us that we are not ~*diverse*~: we are as unique as our eyewear, ok?!?!?!?!? gaawwwddd😤🍼😫”
(I mean)
“hey! sup!!!! ha!😃😀😄”
(yinse and yimpeat😤🍼😫”)
Stunning and brave mayonnaise
“ackshually, new construction is extremely green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“historical parking lot!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“ban cars but not amazon deliveries!!!!!!! or uber!!!!!!! or like lyft, too!!!!!!! but ban cars!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(Legit cannot tell them apart)
“evan mast wrote this white paper in 2012: it’s the only research i have, ok, but it’s really really good!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“community gardens belong on top of private residential buildings, not on the earthly ground and in soil, you stupid boomer: no one cares about shadows but you, lmfao😤🍼😫!!!!!!!”
(oh snap look who it is🙊)

“if you ~*really*~ ~*cared*~ about new york city, you’d turn it into tokyo, you redundant battle axe!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”

(and that top right image is Ben Carlos Thypin, Dan Fisher: can’t miss him)
bowl after bowl of vanilla ice cream🥺😭
White tech bros wearing this many hats can only mean only one thing: massive, massive diversity
“lead paint caucus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“omg I swear!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
There is always moar💁‍♀️
Encore du endless white guys🥺😭
All of them, always
“She can tell we’re all white, like wtf!!!!!😤🍼😤”
“lots of early 30s white guys who work in tech”
“upzone muh young hairline!!!!!!😤🍼😤”
“just took the screenshots”

coz this stuff writes itself👋
“I don’t know what’s going on!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Like, we don’t all ~*look*~ ~*alike*~, like, I really don’t understand what on earth is going on here🥺😭”
(ooops who’s gonna tell yim?🙊)

(cashboob sporadically downzones her Twitter account into private locked mode🥺😭)

“You’re referring to me as a baby with an emoji. That’s, like, an insult!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
My bad, Jeff, because nothing says “triumph” quite like an emoji blowing smoke out of its nostrils in full spaz meltdown: how manly, powerful and magnificent

(so subtle you gotta bring your microscope, four eyes 🥺😭)
Someone haaaallllllppppp SpiderBland now!!!!🥺😭
Expedition White Males
“everybody!!!!! ratio!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(yinse yand yepeat yedux)
“The white boy corner😤🍼😫”

(who’s gonna tell yim?)
It’s a mirror, Armand: to you, at least

“Never forget that observant excluding racist!!!😤🍼😫”
“(but only the white men smh!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫)”
“Don’t say her f*ll n*me, like, ever, okayyyy??? gawwddd!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Don’t say her name: she’s like Candyman and she’s gonna, like, kill us!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Why do they *all* look like this?

All of them, always: why?
(oh look, a block-happy yimby who works at Twitter: huh)
I can🙋‍♀️
oh snap here come the wencils😱
“Ha! Hey!! Amirite or what?! Ha!”
everyone feels this way👋
Microscopic penis😤 and🍼 two dozen alt accounts😫, let’s gooooooooo!!!!

I’m not dead, bois: neither is my thread.


Hayden Clarkin Ignorin

Hayden Clarkin, aka The Transit Guy (🔒) and The Transit Kingg, is the last person with whom I had interacted the night (early morning) my account was suspended.

Hayden tweeted about me yesterday but then quickly deleted what he had posted, too fast for me to grab a screenshot, just like he had immediately deleted all his tweets in the conversation he had been having with me on the morning of January 9, 2022, which has always seemed suspicious to me. It was 2:30am when the suspension occurred and this guy was instantly trying to scrub away any record which could be connected to him.

Deleting a tweet doesn’t delete the conversation, even one with a now suspended account.

And you’d think it would be yimby bragging rights to have interacted with such a reviled racist and homophobe as me right before my infamous and oft-reported account got suspended.

But instead, right after my accounts were locked, Hayden had deleted all his tweets with me.

Within five minutes.

He was right on top of it.

At 2:30 in the morning.


So when I saw him mentioning me in that now deleted tweet of his from yesterday, something about how he had wished I was “still here” to witness something he had wanted me to be aware of, my curiosity propelled me to email him.

Hayden had suggested that early morning back in January that he and I, as residents of Long Island City, get together over a cup of coffee to discuss our differences (always a good idea) so my email to him was to follow up on that suggestion.


He has yet to reply.

While I wait, here are screenshots from that final conversation, thanks to increased functionality which keeps sprouting up on my suspended account:

Hayden had cried in one of his quickly deleted tweets that he was merely a “part time CEO” of the nonprofit he had founded and was thus deeply struggling to pay his monthly rent of “thousands of dollars,” poor beleaguered angel
Hayden had told me I was “quite disgusting”

He had tweeted about me yesterday and now he’s ignoring my email.

Seems like Hayden’s hiding from me.

I wonder why….

why thoa?🥺😭 Huh, why’d you delete this tweet, Hayduhn? Or, like, this one, too?

Whykin, ClarkfinSharkthin?
(who’s gonna tell yim?🙊)
Always and ever

Weird flex to delete your entire timeline, Hayden Clarkin, (something I said?😬) but do go off.

Gosh, I do miss the Elvis pic but this one kinda slaps too, kingden kingkin🥺😭

Oh wow and your website with your 25-page portfolio and expansive nonprofit CEO résumé are now private? Huh. Tough to be the king, I guess.

Hard up Clarkin: we see you👋
“Next May, I will need a roomie!!! In my luxury tower studio!!!🥺😭”
“Gruel fannie is gonna be pissed!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“dictate respinse😤🍼😫”

(one month later😐)
“I’ll need to move in a year, though!!! Haaaalllllpppp!!!!!😤🍼😫”



Like, don’t you, like, get it?

Like, if you’re trying to have, like, a public kiki with MarketUrbanism, you’re going to be, like, perceived by the New York City renter class, some 70% of NYC residents, as, like, the enemy.

Because MarketUrbanism, aka Stephen J. Smith, is, like, literally employed by Open New York founder (and landlord of multiple buildings) Ben Carlos Thypin.

And Stevie Jay and Bennie Cee broker multimillion deals and also buy their own million dollar properties, for, like, fun: kinda like this “🤝” (hahaha, get it?) but, like, with much much much much more money.

So, like: why are you so chummy with these guys, Cea?

@ceaweaver 🤝 @MarketUrbanism + @SoBendito

See, ah, how that, like, works, Cea?

Don’t you understand what you look like when you give respect and priority to two literal real estate development vultures while you simultaneously shut down discourse with housing advocates who are attempting to get you to clarify your seemingly purposefully vague stances on housing?

You titter and giggle with MarketUrbanism and SoBendito right in front of all our faces. You amplify the bad guys while you try to shame and silence the good guys, the people who are literally, or perchance supposedly, on your very side.

“Good god!!!!!! Don’t you ever ever ever criticize me ever!!!!!!! You don’t ~*know*~ me but I’m your leader so stop observing what I do, gawd!!!!!😤🍼😫”

Like, wait… is it your side?

Are you even on the side of renters and tenants, Cea? Were you ever?

Or does DSA stand for “Don’t Say Anything?”

You rebuke Zeke Luger and Doreen Mohammed for daring to speak to you. No criticism of you is ever allowed or tolerated by you: you demonstrate a repeated pattern of pretending not to understand the criticism and then dismissing the critic.

We see ya, Cea 👋

Why is that, Cea? Maybe you deserve criticism. Maybe you should listen to criticism instead of shutting it down. Or gaslighting other people. In front of us all.

Cea. Like, don’t, like, do stuff like this

But, like, you’re the real victim, amirite?🥺😭: “pweeeeeese send hallllpppp!!!😥

Don’t you see what you look like?

“Like, like, um, ‘like,’ so um, like”

Don’t you see-a, Cea?

You need to open your eyes to Open New York or are you pretending that you do not fully know that Open New York is a real estate development lobbying initiative which pushes for harmful expensive scammy development.

Open New York is the enemy, Cea.

Stephen Jacob Smith is the enemy.

Benjamin Carlos Thypin is the enemy. And a landlord himself, many times over.

Everyone else knows this: why don’t you?

Unless you’re pretending not to know exactly what you are doing by supporting harmful yimby platforms, groups and voices, a plausible, popular yet nonetheless dystopian theory about you.

“Hey, ha, ooops, Open New York is awesome, hahahahaha, like, seriously!!!!!!😤🍼😩”

So, like, maybe prove that theory wrong: stop kissing up to Stephen, Ben and Open New York.

Because maybe that’s, oh I dunno, a bad look for someone who is allegedly fighting for tenant rights.

Because maybe, just maybe, all that sucking up makes you look like you’re not really fighting for tenant rights at all and that you are instead, like, fighting to protect the developer interests.

And you playing funster at my expense is Huge-Ma-level lazy: you keep revealing what your true alignments are. You are aligned with Open New York. You are aligned with Ben Carlos Thypin and Stephen Smith. You covet knowing real estate developers, landlords and their paid lobbyists while you dismiss housing advocates: it is an appalling betrayal to witness.

“I’m, like, joking: it’s, like, you know, a, like, ~*joke*~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😩”

Mask off, scrunchie on: we, like, see you, Cea.

You complain about how bad you are at what you do by begging for pity and validation publicly.

It is offensive for you to scoff at your own accountability: you had resented that people were onto your literal gaslighting so you then go and cry to your followers for them to soothe you and to encourage your toddle-esque whining for things to go exactly the way you want them to.

Do you not understand what you look like? Especially to the renters who need for you to be a strong, reliable leader: they see you instead as a whiney, over-privileged little white girl from Rochester who is regularly promoted by The Real Deal and evidently cares more about herself than the vulnerable people for whom she alleges to speak.

(“I can’t believe what you say because I Cea what you do” ~ James Baldwin, sorta)

Like, why did you never connect with any of the renters in Lower Manhattan who are worried about displacement? Why don’t you speak to them and learn about all the varied types of NYC housing in which they reside? Why are you so disconnected from real people in real situations and potential real crises? Are you here to learn, Cea, or to pretend that you have all the answers and that no one should ever demand accountability from you?

“I am, like, soooo bad at this: haaaaaalllllllppppppppp meeeeee!!!!!!😤🍼😩”

Did you learn anything from that infamous stumble or nah, Cea?

“Nah!!!!! I learned nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😩”

Because it’s evident by your tweeting, your own whining, where your priorities lie: with you and with your high comfort threshold and not with the alleged advocacy you do.

When you cry about having endured a hard time (“😤🍼😩”) after literally gaslighting a NYCHA tenants association president and being called out for it, you reconfirm that you are no ally but are rather a self-important, self-pitying, self-fawning fop.

You cry for yourself. Publicly. So you can then temper-tantrum for the narratives you want to have. You. You are about you and you alone.

You are not about broadening your own knowledge or being introspective or taking accountability. Or even just explaining yourself in a cogent, clear and understandable manner: you appear deliberately incapable of that.

I don’t believe Good Cause is any good because so many crappy people support it and cannot properly defend it, let alone properly define it. And such a bill will likely eliminate even more stabilized homes in this city, a yimby agenda you should not be supporting.

I’ve said all along that I suspect you do this all on purpose: it’s all an act and you play dumb to try to win people over (it doesn’t work: we see you) so that you can then push a destructive agenda. You then whine for people to leave you alone when you are called out for obvious agenda-pushing.

Like a typical Aaron Carr– and Ben Thypin-worshipping yimby, you shut down discourse instead of encouraging it and engaging with others: this is why no one trusts you.

You whine and beg for validation when you are justifiably criticized, chthonic to behold: why can’t you take any criticism? You are in the wrong city if you can’t take what you deserve.

If it’s too hot in the NYC kitchen for you, Scruncherella, then get out: downzone yourself and your topknot.

“Haaaallllpppp!!!! Ugly old people are calling me fat and they can fuck off!!! Haaallppp!!!!😤🍼😩”
(bullet dodged 😅)
(for the whinerellas👋)
“the socialist upzoner is a problem” and we Cea it
No: “being in leadership” is energizing for those leaders who are telling the truth, Cea. Look at Volodymyr Zelenskyy: he may be tired as balls but he’s full of energy and doesn’t complain like, oh I dunno, some spoiled, overly privileged, trophy generation brat who cannot tolerate any deserved criticism or suspicion (cough and hello)

You are weighed down by the heaviness of your shame and your own choice to trick and connive. That’s why you’re so “emotionally taxed😤🍼😫,” Cea: because being a totally full of shit liar is exhausting, especially during that critical moment when you get publicly exposed for all your bullshit

So maybe stop doing it👋

If you don’t know “what😤 the f🍼” social housing “means😫,” then why are you promoting it so heavily?🤔

“gender is fake, just like meeeee!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Like, is this a, like, ad for both, like, Apple and Omny wrapped in, like, a pretend complaint so to, like, normalize the, like, hahaha, ~*alleged*~, like, dystopia which, like, doesn’t exist for people who earn, like, $5k a month, ha?!?!?!? Ooops!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Haaaaaallllllppppppp!!!! I’m a top NYC ‘housing advocate’ therefore no one should ever talk to me!!!!!! Like, ever!!!!! Especially on social media!!!! Seriously, like, leave me alone, I’m the ~*victim*~ here, okayyyyyyyyy?!?!?!? And for the record, I do ~*not*~ ~*have*~ cankles!!!!!! Gawd!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“Haaaaaaalllllppppppp meeeee!!!!🥺😭”
(lead by example, SeeYa👋)
“Haaaaalllllppppppp!!!! Me n muh friends are on a power trip and you guys can, like, see it!!!!! UGH!!!!!! Omg I hate it here… leave us alone: we’re the ~*leaders*~, okayyyy?!?!?!? We tell ~*you*~ what to do so stawp being meanz to us, we’re the ~*~*leaders*~*~, we run shit, not you plebes!!! Be thankful, you mean stupid assholes, have some ~*gratitude*~, you landlord clowns!!!! You’re welcome!!!!!! Haaallppppp!!!!😤🍼😫”

This blog post, about what a suspicious, untrustworthy and purposefully obtuse figure you are in the NYC housing landscape, is only 1600 words long, SleeYa.

And your recent tweet to your bff Open NY founder (and landlord himself) Ben Carlos Thypin only proves it right.

So cue the refrain: we see you, Cea 😐


“Find Her and Lynch This NIMBY!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”


So I’m suspended off your platform for joking about people wanting to kill me while this sock puppet calls for lynching other people, Twitter?


I mean, yeah, ok, I’m sure this account, @someonehastosa5 is “joking!!!!!😤🍼😫” the way yimbys habitually and nonironically do, like, oh I dunno, let’s say, like, Sam 1995 Douche, for example.

“These two pics are of, like, the exact same people!!!! Like, let’s evict them and then, like, watch them die on the street, bro, they so deserve it!!!!😤🍼😫”

But Lyncher is even more threatening than Quiz Boi.

Coz these yimby chaos-maker accounts just make stuff up, amirite, Twitter? They don’t, like, ~*mean*~ anything by their lies and violence, do they, right, Twitter?

“Wait till we find out where you live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😩”

And you basically let them: you allow it.

You kick me off but you let them say whatever they want.


And lynching is kind of extreme, Twitter: wonder if you know that.

I mean, you suspend me for joking about yimbys wanting to kill old people, like me.

Yet there are no consequences for this account which seethes with contempt and drips with violence and revenge fantasies.

This account wants to see other people suffer.

The account wants to see people killed.

(Wait, doesn’t “Get the f*ck out of our cities” = “NIMBY?” Hmmmsies🤔)
ok nimby (“😤🍼😫”)
“I want to see you cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😩”

Declarations to “lynch” and to repeatedly “starve” other people and rooting for folks to be become bankrupt and thus homeless do not belong on Twitter.

Such tweets break your own Terms of Service, right, Twitter?

“death to NIMBYs!!😤🍼😫”

These tweets are not jokes: they’re not funny; they’re not “spicy;” they’re not “based;” they’re not “bangers.”

These are gratuitous and dangerous posts, catering to the mostly male, mostly young (and generally enraged) yimby population, the way pizzagate fake news was used to rile the least intelligent Trump supporters.

These violent false narratives shouldn’t be condoned or encouraged.

So what shall you do about those tweets, Twitter? While you keep me silent?

What, o, what shall you do?


An update:

I don’t think they’re dead as their account is still visible (might be currently temporarily locked, however) but at least they’re finally on Twitter’s radar which is long overdue.

Almost suspicious how much this account gets away with.





(Why do I already know that account is a white guy with a bad body and a high paying job?🤔)

Mark Meanllineaux

Whewf, this young lobster-enjoyer is mean.

And by “mean,” I mean cruel mean, a deep and full malicious mean, not just mean mean.

Last night, sniffy Mark Mollineaux, a Stanford University radio DJ and podcaster, perchance even a student at the institution, mocked a man who struggles to care for his sick mother after the loss of his father, and her husband, because Mollineaux hates homeownership (“it’s bad!!!!😤🍼😩”).

Imagine being this angry and jealous of a person who lost one parent and must now be caretaker for the
surviving parent: what is the matter with your very soul, Mark Emptyneaux?
“Interesting that your dad died and your mom remains in desperate need: interesting ~*and*~ amusing, for me that is!!!!😤🍼😩”
(When you are fighting to keep your mother alive and in your family home after your father died and Mark Mollineaux wellackshuallys you for shits and giggles)
“Yes… ha ha ha… YES!!! Other people’s pain is ~*funny*~ to me, I ~*love*~ it when people hurt, it ~*feeds*~ me!!!!!!😤🍼😩”

Mollineaux had tweeted last eve about me being a “leading Lead Paint Cacucus [sic] theorist,” which is what drew my attention to his timeline; he is too ignorant to comprehend how racist the references to 1970s lead paint poisoning remain to this day.

But it was my witnessing him, once again, attempt to humiliate low- and middle-income American families who navigate the complicated world of managing mortgages and thoughtful planning for intergenerational housing security which inspired this blog post. Because Mollineaux is so typical of spiteful, malevolent and odious yimby: lying and bullying for kicks.

Dusty, tired yimby propaganda falsely stipulates that it’s “wealth😤🍼😩” which these not-rich families are “hoarding😤🍼😩” when in fact they are merely investing in housing security. These hardworking families have spent decades of careful strategizing, budgeting, sacrificing and law-abidance to give comfort to their now adult offspring only to then be home-shamed by some snarky, lobster-bib-wearing brat obsessed with “You’ve Got Mail” and who writes poems about pickling “vagrants.”

The account @TKintheSFC was heartlessly reamed by sad, mean, angry, overly-privileged lobster-inhaler Mark Mollineaux: if you have any extra cash to spare during this time, please consider donating to @TKintheSFC‘s family and their situation, they are far from their goal and could really use the help. Your act of kindness will also serve as a gentle “screw thou” to Smallineaux and yimby in general: this is a family who deserves support and love, not mocking and snark.

The photo of you posing like the arrogant asshat that you are, in that very lobster bib, is from the home page of your own website, Mark, so maybe, oh I dunno, change the lead pic of your site if you don’t want people referencing it
Stuff it, Lobster Boi👋

Blue Check Blocks

I am proud of every one of these.

I did not know who this noodlehead was until I discovered he had blocked me
ok, fräulein👌
Serge blocked me because of his Long Island City property values and also because his Pulitzer-prize-winning, investigative-New-York-Times-reporting rear end refused to acknowledge what a ghoul is
Brian is’s Global Public Policy head: he blocked me in February 2019 when HQ2LIC ran itself out of Queens
Roseanne was high on Ambien when she blocked me over Trump
I am not sure what I did to lose the eyeballs of three initials
Jeff Bezos’s replacement blocked me because I got the 411 on Scamazon
Ackshually, New York State Grand Old Party, I am *flattered*
James blocked me because he was dead wrong about New York City being “dead😤🍼😫”
Pink Steve, a friend of Jeffrey Epstein, blocked me for standing up to scammy yimby
Another block due to me standing up to scammy yimby
Yet another scammy yimby

“I hate nimbys!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(I swear, Paula Jean🙊)

I can still see my account and all its content, including these blocked users, in read-only mode despite this suspension; I can even downvote tweets, oddly enough, so I’ve been enthusiastically clicking on that sad orange arrow.


As well, Twitter regularly asks me to confirm my phone number.

Twitter: you know it’s me. Call me maybe.

Spencer WhereWolf

What the heck happened to Spencer Heckwolf?

Weird flex that right after I got suspended, Open New York’s most jumpy member disabled his Twitter account.

And it has not gone unnoticed, either, that at just around that same time Sam Douche also changed his handle from @samdman95 to @sam_d_1995, still nonetheless thankfully keeping us all abreast of his birth year.

Why would these yimbys change their names or self-suspend their own social media accounts? Are they trying to make it more difficult to have their tweets searched?

Like, oh I dunno, like, say, this one?

Are the yimbys, like, embarrassed?

Because the yimby narrative, while wildly dishonest, remains nonetheless deliberate. Every move is intentional, even if it’s an incredibly foolish move.


So I had wondered over this past year if Spencer had been reprimanded or praised by Open New York for his public outbursts where he had challenged senior citizens to “talk to him outside!!😤🍼😩” Did the yimbros approve of Spencer’s repeated physical threats or did they tell him, quietly and earnestly, to maybe tone it down just a little?

Get on top of it, Spencie!

Because these yimbys don’t change names or delete accounts unless they perceive some profitable justification for such actions. There is a reason for everything yimbys do and don’t do.

Official milk carton pic🥺😭

For instance, Spencer never said his last name during his numerous public testimonies: perchance he was afeared that his full appellation was akin to that of a minor Disney cartoon character’s, maybe like Prince Charming’s annoying upstairs neighbor, the easily sparked Spencer of Heckwolf.

The real life version of Spencer, also easily sparked, can still be found doing sit ups and complaining about the elderly on Tiktok: for the meantime and for whatever reasons, the HellPuppy hath downzoned himself off of the bird app.


Sun’s out: ears and thumbs out

(*gasp* he’s baaaaaaaack!!!!!!🥺😭)
You are “too cowardly” to publicly utter your Disney villain last name, HellPuppy: we see you👋
What happened to your old account, Spencester?
(wait, which one are you again?)
Really should be the Ben Thypin stop lying challenge
“You’re a fanatic”


Open Sesame: The Leaked Open New York Board Potentials Spreadsheet

Huh that tweet of yours from 2019, like, aged, like, didn’t it, Open New York founder Ben Carlos Thypin?

Your real estate development lobbyist vanity project has now hired three employees, including last year’s fundraised hire, Open New York executive director Will Thomas, and your recent recruiting of two new director roles, one for organizing and the other for “politics,” whatever the latter might mean.

Yet your posted 990 form remains spare and woefully outdated: why?

It’s 2022. Your group Open New York is a nonprofit which, at this point, has executed numerous years of fundraising. Open New York has now hired three different roles, all at director-level salary. In short, Open New York is making money and it is spending money.

And, like, like it or not, Open New York as an “incorporated nonprofit😤🍼😫” is still legally obligated to publicly display both how you guys make that money, by revealing your donor names and the amount they have donated, and by publicly disclosing what all your employees earn, aka, how much out of your donations are paid to them.

Again: you’re legally obligated to publicly provide this information, Ben, especially when you receive those tasty tax breaks as a nonprofit.

And surprise, surprise: Open New York, a real estate development lobbying group, is also spending money by engaging its own (~*wait for it*~) lobbyist! The lobbyist’s lobbyist is Millennial Strategies’ Jeffrey Guillot, a terrible professor at a questionable firm.

Guess you kinda need a lobbyist, what with your reputation and all, Benzurlito.

And this leaked spreadsheet divulges your and Open New York’s true intentions to gain power and attract money, all while pretending to care about the homeless and low income populations whom you continue to exploit and disappoint. In this document there is no mention about tenants’ rights, lowering livability costs or the protection of vulnerable people: it is all about money, money, money and building political muscle.

You don’t care about people: you only care about yourselves, you think you’re better than other people and should thus rule them. This is why despite loathing community boards, Open New York is actively pushing its membership onto community board seats to thereby disable those boards. You incorrectly believe that it is your place to lead others.

Quite a tall order, Ben, in a city like New York, where your organization and flimsy movement remain unpopular and under a cloud of suspicion.

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Shout out to the no-longer-existing account of “Bob O’Shaughnessy” who had dm-ed me the Google docs link for these board potentials, because, unlike the legally required posting of Open New York salaries, this spreadsheet had been *public*😳(🤣): huge ups, also, to a Slack chat sighting (“😤🍼😫”)!

“fuelgrannie drools!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
ok “lordYIMBY😤🍼😫”
“tech philanthropy!!!!!🥺😭”
Ew, Ben Carlos Thypin: you’re such an obtuse sexist pig