Scenes from #YimbyTown 2022

Spicy April snow and unflavored white people flake it out in Portland for YimbyTown 2022🥺😭

Don’t put your Foote in your mouth, Willy
(You too, Laura🙊)
“Halp Laura now!👏Halp Laura now!👏Halp Laura now!”
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Gray mattering
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Has, like, all the answers
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Wait, like, how big?
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“Yes in ~*your*~ backyard, okayyyy???😤🍼😫”
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Murder cars, inc.
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Ok
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But
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Like
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Whiteboard and white board
Cameraman so caucasian; that mayocrowd thoa
Thank goodness the whites are there to tell the first nations what to do. Again.
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No but wait
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So
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Yimbees
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Standing for gentrification
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Murder infill, too
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Wymyim
moarerer
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Representin’
Hasn’t smiled this hurrrrd in years
👍
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Omg like totally
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K but like
“Ew!!! Someone cover up that ugly sky and kill muh sunshine right now!!!! Racism!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
Stunning and brave, standing tall, mayonnaise
“😃😀😄”
“Density is not supposed to solve the housing crisis!!!!!😤🍼😫”

(Laura, wut?)
(🙊)
Do a dollop of Daisy
🚩

(oh ok, Ben Thypin’s lawyer, Charley Dorsaneo👌)

(Who the hell is this guy? https://thegowanusisdirty.com/f/meeting-update-who-the-hell-is-this-guy)

oh
😑
it’s ok, Tony: I’ll publicize for you

(and they’re called “screenshots”)
screenshots > memes
“Nobody cares a yimby leader evicted black renters”
(Aka, cities hate unpopular yimby🙊)
(🙊)

6 thoughts on “Scenes from #YimbyTown 2022

  1. Cherepko Thypin

    YIMBY theory contains winning formula for universal success/harmony of economic prosperity. Supple and cherubic young entrepreneurs make sex frolic at convention center with misshapen faces and lopsided buttocks thrusting and pumping in unison bleeting delicious moans in time to sound of cash register chiming. West Coast YIMBYs like lots of boring foreplay while Open New York astroturf tech bros prefer their romance like their buildings, as high as possible.

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    Reply
      1. YIMBY action

        David Friedlander can tell you a lot about Laura Foote, including the time that he got some “YIMBY action” from Laura in one of his old blog posts.

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