My ghoulish dead spirit has been upzoned: based!
Like the “venom symbiote” I have apparently become, I now find myself presently inhabiting the physical shell (ah, my “new host”) of Netflix comedian Kate Willett and, as a parasite, let me tell you it feels amazing to finally have some tits.
😅
(Trading in my “nimby brain😤🍼😩” for some better body parts.)
https://twitter.com/Yewhomstda/status/1536080809119080450?s=20&t=7n7imXUYhgyCeanrP45kxQ (bikey “deleted” his account🥺😭)
And, as ever, the yimbys are not pleased.
After all, a renewed frenzy about fuelgrannie is the last thing yimbys want to stoke.
“my life is flashing before my eyes!!!!!😤🍼😫”
https://twitter.com/SoBendito/status/1536030060272140288?s=20&t=y6NPrDSeWBKzjVodh27oOQ
Now that I am newly Kate, I can learn all over again about shady funder group New Leaders Council aligned to its shifty, dishonest “capstone” Aaron Carr and his profitable nonprofit Housing Rights Initiative; Carr’s and NLC’s benefactor Mitchell Draizin; and even brush up on a little bit on background of the creation of that self-funded vanity project, lobbying group Open New York, back in 2015, by that very mighty landlord himself, Ben Carlos Thypin.
Kate, also a housing advocate on both US coasts, had already known to follow that money, so now that she is me, she’ll be running down those trails, quite a few of which lead to the aforementioned Mitchell Draizin, Master Thypin and the latter’s wealthy family.
There are not a ton of dots so it’s pretty easy to connect them.
And Kate, ah I mean ~*me*~, understands how loose and thin yimby propaganda remains, around a literal straw man.
Having Edgared Kate Willett’s very skin (“sugar ~*and*~ water“), there’s no telling how much havoc I might cause.
Like figuring out that yimbyism doesn’t deliver on any of its “promises.”
And, like, where all that money comes from.
Also the direct and deliberate threat on public housing.
Or witnessing obvious hypocrisy.
And seeing it all line up.
Like all of us have.
I am Kate and we are all fuelgrannie now.
(Until I infect another host….)
fuelgrannie 
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