“haaallllpp me think of moar nonwhite men. because I can’t think of anyone else. (which is loudly saying the loud part out loud, again really loudly🥺😭)”why do they *all* look like this?
all of them, always: why?“no, you’re wrong because ackshually…”“omg we don’t ‘all look alike,” just no stawp. jeebus: some of us are ~*old*~ and some of us ~*wear glasses*~; we’re a very diverse group”“sometimes we wear hats!!!!!😤🍼😫”
These tweets of mine are from almost a full year ago: notice how the first three are emoji-free, that’s how old they are. And why yes indeedie: ~*all*~ yimbys do ~*look*~ ~*alike*~“we’re such a diverse group of pasty white guys that one of us is even a llama, okay?!?? gawwwdd!!!”“one of us has a sister!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”“listen, we are ~*not*~ all white guys, we’re not, okay?!?!?!?! like, literally not, seriously: it just ~*looks*~ like we, so stawp saying we are because we are so not 😤🍼😫”“suhppppppleye ahnd duhmahnnnddd!!!!! gawwdd!!!!😤🍼😫”
We already know all these faces, amirite? The Great White Male quilt “seriously? do you even know how to read??!!??!?!?!😤🍼😫”“sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sigh with joy at life’s little pleasures, like biking!!!!! ayyyyynd sometimes we take ironic selfies and really like how they turn out!!!!”“we are incredibly diverse!!!!😤 like, a bunch of us have beards!!!!!!🍼 some of those beards are close shaven, ok, and some of the beards are quite long: because representation matterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😫”“in fact, some of us are very expressive with our incredible diverse ~*hair*~, ha! it’s like a thing, a follicle spicy take, if you will🥺😭”
Some are old, some are young, some wear hats, some have facial hair: and yet they are all the same “it’s like we’re all from the same family, like we’re siblings or like first cousins or i dunno something like that, i dunno, i’m just spitballing here”
Quick aside: the guy in the large photo has described his inclusion in this ensemble as an “attack” by me. He thinks it’s an “attack” for me to have made note of how similar all these redheaded bearded bespectacled young white guys look. Wonder what he thinks of Ukraine, you know, like in comparison to his own horrifying experience of having surviving being “attacked.”
There is a reason why I use the baby bottle emoji, Chris Aho: thanks for demonstrating that😃😀😄
“but we are like very individual, you know, we’re unique, sure we’re *all* white and yeah ok we’re like *all* male, sure ok, but we’re like a rainbow, work with me, follow my thought: we’re a gradation of greatness, an ever-changing cascade of caucasianness, a field of dreams”“if we were a pasta, we’d be fettuccine alfredo😤🍼😫”“or like maybe a nice sauceless white pizza: and ‘white’ means ‘cheese only,’ ok, you presumptive racist!!!!!😤🍼😫”
“We are family, I got all my fettuccine with me, hey hey, we are family, get up everybody and sing”“k but can i please speak to the manager, though? i mean, i don’t have a ~*real*~ problem per se, i’d just like to, you know, speak to someone in charge🥺😭”
The center guy here called me “abusive“ in the comments for my post about Mark Mollineaux.
“You blocked me!!!!!!😤 On Twitter!!!!!!!!!🍼 That’s, like, ~*literally*~ abuse!!!!!😫”“u mad bro? calm down chill it’s not that serious, lmao😤🍼😫”“lmao what? 😤🍼😫”“variation of eyeglasses frame club: from soft gentle rectangles and crisp classic circulars to thoughtful square hybrids, we span the gamut, so like again, do not tell us that we are not ~*diverse*~: we are as unique as our eyewear, ok?!?!?!?!? gaawwwddd😤🍼😫”
Stunning and brave mayonnaise “😫”“ackshually, new construction is extremely green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”“historical parking lot!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”“ban cars but not amazon deliveries!!!!!!! or uber!!!!!!! or like lyft, too!!!!!!! but ban cars!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(Legit cannot tell them apart)“evan mast wrote this white paper in 2012: it’s the only research i have, ok, but it’s really really good!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”“community gardens belong on top of private residential buildings, not on the earthly ground and in soil, you stupid boomer: no one cares about shadows but you, lmfao😤🍼😫!!!!!!!”(oh snap look who it is🙊)
“if you ~*really*~ ~*cared*~ about new york city, you’d turn it into tokyo, you redundant battle axe!!!!!!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
(and that top right image is Ben Carlos Thypin, Dan Fisher: can’t miss him)bowl after bowl of vanilla ice cream🥺😭
All of them, alwaysThey alllookalike🍼Allofthemalways😫White lines blowing through my mind
Oh it is. And to be clear I think the issue broadly is a legit one, but to your point, yeah she’s far from a good faith critic. pic.twitter.com/W8NddkUoOc
As a yimby who looks like those guys, I think there is something to it. Yimbys are common in Bay Area, and they probably have income to think they can buy a house but can’t. That will lead to lots of early 30s white guys who work in tech.
(cashboob sporadically downzones her Twitter account into private locked mode🥺😭)
You referring to me as a baby w/ emoji. That’s an insult.
Your desire to paint them as some sort of lobbying firm is silly; they’re motivated by the same things I am: we need more housing, and we needed it 50 years ago. So they’re organized to try & make that happen,l.
My bad, Jeff, because nothing says “triumph” quite like an emoji blowing smoke out of its nostrils in full spaz meltdown: how manly, powerful and magnificent
— René #CeasefireNOW 🟥🚩🇵🇸 (@rcmoya84) May 18, 2022
“everybody!!!!! ratio!!!!!!😤🍼😫”
My mentions today by “civil rights” and “housing rights” advocates after I said what YIMBYs really are: a paid-for astroturf front by billionaire developers to trick triple blue states into thinking we don’t have people power to dictate how we are housed. pic.twitter.com/dkF4JgklE4
All of them, always: why?(oh look, a block-happy yimby who works at Twitter: huh)(who then, just like Hayden Clarkin, went back to delete all his tweets, aka, the yimby way)
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You forgot the women enabling them. Eliza Orlins is quick to tag Aaron Carr in support of outdoor dining and removal of parking spaces. But when a volunteer for her DA campaign was brought to her campaign because they were traumatized by police (despite having no arrest/criminal history) and wanted concerns about abusive/unfair police behavior heard, they got radio silence from her. Makes me wonder if progressives are really pushing for reforms in good faith, in order to genuinely help people, or are they useful idiots for a group of people that ultimately want a more authoritarian, neo-feudal, illiberal society?
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